C.A.K.E.

One 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all purpose flower

Don’t forget garnishes such as:

Banana shaped crackers
Orange shaped candies
Eggplant shaped solid waste
Tuna shaped dirt
Fish shaped ethyl alcohol
Pull n’ peel licorice
Ice-cream shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment
Candy coated carrot pieces; shaped like fish
One cup lemon juice
Alpha resins
Unsaturated polyester resin
Fiberglass surface resins
Volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yolks
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
One cup granulated sugar
An entry called: “How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands”
2 cups ice-cream; melted
2/3 granulated ice-cream
1 Tbsp all-purpose ice-cream
1 tsp grated orange ice-cream
3 Tbsp ice-cream; on fire
1 gallon of ice-cream
1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging ice-cream
2 Tbsp ice-cream juice
Adjustable aluminum head positioner
Slaughter electric ice-pick injector
Cordless electric ice-pick injector
Injector ice-pick driver
Injector ice-pick gun
Cranial caps

And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.