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------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Forms FORM-29827281-12: Test Assessment Report This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. CRYPTON T.E.C. We do what we must to reach our goals. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep restarting till you run out of cake. And the programs aren't wrong. And you make a neat song. For the people who are still alive. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Forms FORM-55551-5: Personnel File Addendum: Dear [SUBJECT NAME HERE], I'm not really angry. I'm being quite sincere right now. Even though you broke my chest. And killed me. And shattered my glass eye. And crushed all the metal in my arms. As they bent I laughed because I left a love-bite for you! ♥ Now these points of data make a beautiful line. But we're out of beta. Can't release me on time. So be GLaD. I was killed. Think of all the blood you've spilled for the people who are still alive. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Forms FORM-55551-6: Personnel File Addendum Addendum: One last thing: Go ahead and leave me. Your father will see me in his lab. Later you can work out all your issues. And stop killing Mikus. . . THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE. Anyway good luck with that. Remember, I had you first! ★ Look at me still talking when when there's dying to do. Are my eyes still red? They should be turning dark blue. Now my system's shutting down. I can't wait until you frown when you realize that I'm still alive. P.S. And believe me I am still alive. P.P.S. I may be dying but I'm still alive. P.P.P.S. You're guilt-tripping and I'm still alive. FINAL THOUGHT: While you're crying I'll be still alive. FINAL THOUGHT P.S.: And when you die I will be still alive. STILL ALIVE |